Home Made Alarm System

A friend and neighbour of my Mom and Dad just sent me this joke this morning and I thought I would share it. Thanks Elli :)


1. Go to a second hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo MAGAZINE_. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. LEAVE A NOTE ON YOUR DOOR THAT READS:

"Bubba, Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back. Cooter"

Fact of the matter is, a little but of deterrent can go a long way in keeping your home or business safe, something which I touched on in my much reposted article "Protection 101" I wrote when I started KeepSafe Systems back in 2007. The way I look at it, you can have the most state of the art electronic security system available but if you make life easy for the would be criminal... I think you get my point. I hope this post added a little humour to a normally non-fun topic.